she/her pronouns
neptunain:

these two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge

neptunain:

these two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge

ashestoashesjc:

I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday. 

ladygolem:

ladygolem:

In this episode of Mythbusters: Adam and Jamie find out how hard you’d really have to punch the floor to make your screensaver deactivate

After the break: the Mythbusters construct a satellite dish out of human bones and try to download an ass

sylphoftime:

to this day i think the best response to street harassment is when i saw this two dickheads from my block riding around yelling at girls and they screamed “SHOW US YOUR TITS” to this one woman who was running and she just took off her sunglasses and stared them down and you could hear “OH FUCK THAT’S MY MOM HIT THE GAS” and i’m pretty sure that boy is still grounded

sea-prince replied to your post:sea-prince replied to your post:sea-prince replied…

Our cats will bring in dead ones sometimes. One time they put a dead bird in my mom’s bed while she was sleeping

at least it was trying to be nice i guess? my parents never let the cats wander around outside bc they were afraid they would run away so theyve never done that

i doubt they would be any good at it anyway we tried to get one to catch a mouse that was in the garage and the cat was afraid of the mouse

sea-prince replied to your post:sea-prince replied to your post:wow im bored talk…

One time when I was little I caught a geko and I tried to keep it as a pet but it got lost in the house and two months later I found it but it was like half dead and I couldn’t look at little lizards for like half a year without feeling guilty

ohh no

i found a gecko that my cat tried to eat once it was really gross

sea-prince replied to your post:wow im bored talk to me

Do u like lizards

yeah theyre cool i guess sometimes geckos get into our house and i think theyre adorable but my moms afraid of them