didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts, via ren-camelot)

coooooooooooooulson:

ben-c:

mendel:

signs, easy to start, surprisingly difficult to finish

IM FUCKIGN PISSING HOW DO SO MANY PEOPLE MAKE THE SAME FUCKING MISTAKE

right lane must right left makes me laugh so hard

(via generalscraggy)

ratkingparty:

Yes, I have done it. Lisa Frank sticker collage Doc Marten knock-offs.
I need to super-glue some down and get some lacquer so they stay still/don’t peel.

ratkingparty:

Yes, I have done it. Lisa Frank sticker collage Doc Marten knock-offs.

I need to super-glue some down and get some lacquer so they stay still/don’t peel.

(Source: shinynewdad, via scifigoth)

fakeanimesubtitles:

neon genesis evangelion with the bee movie subtitles is an experience

(via girinma)

anotheroutsider:

amazing macabre gadgets

(via dalekhunter-of-middle-earth)

askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

(via dalekhunter-of-middle-earth)

(via freaksruletheearth)

timidkoala:

What if there was a Youtube account named The Amazing Agnostic and it was just videos of a dude shrugging and going “Man, I don’t even really CARE”

(via vikingofficial)

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

(via generalscraggy)

maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

(via pizzaback)

fireflufferz:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened

image

(Source: carry-on-my-wayward-butt, via kirschtnein)

(Source: de4thstarr, via kirschtnein)

armisael:

i know its supposed to be like social list but did anyone think this through

armisael:

i know its supposed to be like social list but did anyone think this through

(via girinma)

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

(via xollos)

generalscraggy said: purple, gothic lolita type outfit, and probably some axes in the shape of a flower with the petals being the blades

everyone who did this gave me an unusual weapon and its neat