So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
signs, easy to start, surprisingly difficult to finish
IM FUCKIGN PISSING HOW DO SO MANY PEOPLE MAKE THE SAME FUCKING MISTAKE
right lane must right left makes me laugh so hard
Yes, I have done it. Lisa Frank sticker collage Doc Marten knock-offs.
I need to super-glue some down and get some lacquer so they stay still/don’t peel.
neon genesis evangelion with the bee movie subtitles is an experience
things i used to laugh at
- actual jokes
things i laugh at now
- yard sard
What if there was a Youtube account named The Amazing Agnostic and it was just videos of a dude shrugging and going “Man, I don’t even really CARE”
one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened
i know its supposed to be like social list but did anyone think this through
generalscraggy said: purple, gothic lolita type outfit, and probably some axes in the shape of a flower with the petals being the blades
everyone who did this gave me an unusual weapon and its neat